Don't blow your mind with why.: Archive

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I just got SO THIRSTY and now I’m so happy because I have realized how great it is that I’m home right now because I have unlimited water!!!!!!!!!

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1612th: that guy from lmfao is 37 worst midlife crisis ever

Dec 30th

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My family when someone wakes up before anyone...

Me: Tips toes quietly through the house, trying not to make a sound.

Everyone else: Let me just stomp through out the house, slam a bunch a doors, and bang some pots together in the kitchen, I'm sure no one will mind.

Dec 29th

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Dec 29th

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had one of those awkward moments.. My uncle said “good luck with your driving” and I said “thanks you too” as one of those snap-reactions and then realized that he doesn’t drive anymore because he always randomly falls asleep because he got shot a few years ago and then I felt bad and really awkward I’m STILL CRINGING

Dec 29th

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